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RIVER

The Brainy Gourmet

Meet River, the intellectual cannibal of the My Little Weirdos collection. With exposed brain matter cascading like crimson hair and a bright green eye that sees knowledge everywhere, River has developed quite the appetite for gray matter. That waffle cone isn’t filled with ice cream—it’s their favorite brain-flavored treat, complete with a delicate drizzle of neural fluid.

River considers themselves a connoisseur of consciousness, rating different brains by intelligence level and flavor profile. They speak in overly academic language while casually munching on cerebral snacks. Their orange lips are always stained from their latest “research,” and they genuinely believe they’re absorbing knowledge with every bite.

Despite their disturbing dietary habits, River is surprisingly thoughtful and loves deep philosophical conversations—especially while enjoying a fresh cranium cone.

Print Details:

• 8.5” x 11”

• Premium satin paper finish

• Part of the My Little Weirdos collection

“Knowledge is power, but brains are delicious.”